This isn't a joke, actually. It's a real contest being held by Red Gate software for DBAs (database administrators). I've just entered and I need votes. If y'all would like...
Brandie Tarvin is an author and tie-in writer and a copy editor. In addition to her original fiction, she has written SQL Server articles, Shadowrun: The Role Playing Game sourcebook material and fiction as well as a piece for Hasbro’s Transformers. She currently lives in Florida with her family and is owned by two cats.
